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Client 10 Revealed!

By Deep Throat

Principal Joe Wilson publicly announced his resignation as principal of IHS on February 26, effective June 30, 2009. At the time, he did not give an explanation for his decision, citing only “reasons beyond my control.” On March 10, however, after an intrepid Tattler reporter uncovered allegations that Wilson was Client 10 of the now infamous Escorts-R-Us, he admitted that his worries of an impending discovery had been behind his decision.

During a Board of Education (BoE) meeting on March 11, Wilson took the opportunity to apologize to the community. “I have worked hard as principal to combat the injustices of our school system. I promised to sustain the integrity of this position. I have let you down, and I am deeply sorry,” he said.

On March 10, a government wiretap had revealed numerous phone conversations between Wilson and members of the high-priced escort service based in Cortland, New York.

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All IHS Teachers to Teach Sex Education - By Esty Dee
In an effort to enhance sex education at IHS, all teachers are now required to spend one class period each week discussing safe sex and contraception. This new policy came into effect on March 17, after repeated calls for more sex education outside of health class. So far, the program has been met with much enthusiasm and support. “I’m learning so much more about sex in statistics class, with Mr. [Adam] Kalman, than in my health class-he just knows so much!” commented one student.


Tasers Approved for Use on Students - By Pika Chu
A new school policy will allow IHS faculty and staff to taser students who “create conditions that unnecessarily hinder hall traffic.” While this program has only been tested in a few randomly selected hallways, administrators have found it successful and are suggesting full implementation soon.


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