With spring right around the corner, you’re probably just remembering the New Year’s resolution that you promised yourself you really would complete. It’s now the perfect time to starting hitting the gym and working on that summer beach bod you’ve been dreaming about for months.
Although entering into the depths of the weight room might be intimidating, you have nothing to fear, for I will help you with my vast knowledge and experience as we take on this challenge together. Unless you are an avid gym-goer and spend your money on protein powder and athletic clothes for actual athletic use, you have come to the right place.
The first step in getting ready to work out is to get some fresh gear. Make sure you buy some really expensive shoes so you can look good and feel comfortable, because you are going to be standing around a lot. Then you need to get some workout clothes with as many logos as possible to show everyone just how fancy you are.
Now that you have your outfit down, it’s time to get some dope electronics. It is most important to get a sick phone case that will definitely look good in all the mirror selfies you are going to take while at the gym.
Then you need to buy headphones that are at least half the size of your head. These will help you not only look cool, but also allow you to listen to all the best jams that are trending right now. And last, but not least, you need to bring your big old smile to the weight room. And if you forget, don’t worry, because Coach Hunter will tell you to smile within two minutes of seeing you without one.