Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
Hats. Hats of all sorts. Hats with pom-poms, with ear flaps, with sequins. A beret, a beanie, a raccoon hat too.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):
Sweaters (ugly Christmas sweaters optional). Coziness and much delight as you pull on a sweater to escape from the chilly December air.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
Handschuhe? What’s that? The German word for gloves, pronounced almost exactly like “handshoe.” Shoes for your hands!
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
Earmuffs. Your ears will be nice and toasty, but the rest of your head is left cold, with no hat to trap the heat!
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
Ski masks. Scary, but warm. Just be cautious while wearing these and don’t go out in public; you might get some frightened looks.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
Winter boots. No cold toes for you! Ditch your sneakers for the season, and pull on a pair of big ol’ boots and hit the snow!
Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20):
Long underwear. You will never ever be cold wearing these. There’ll be not a second of discomfort, your legs as happy as can be wrapped up in these.
Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22):
Mittens. Mittens are like little jails for your hands. No mobility, and you can’t pick up anything; your phalanges are locked up. But they are adorable and cozy, so that makes up for it, right?
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
Vests. Armless coats. They keep your core nice and warm but that’s about it.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
Big puffy coats. You’ll look and feel like a giant marshmallow, and it will be great; don’t you worry.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
Ice skates. Not an everyday item, no. If you ice skated every day, your ankles would be dead.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
Wool socks. Oh yes, wool socks please. They are like sweaters for your feet.