April 2024
October 2023 | Vol. 131 #2 | Published Monthly
The One with Life Advice from Friends Aries (Mar. 21–Apr. 19): You’ve been BAMBOOZLED! —Joey Taurus (Apr. 20–May 20): Welcome to the real world.…
Aries (Mar. 21–Apr. 19): Never look back, walk tall, act fine. —“Golden Years” Taurus (Apr. 20–May 20): Don’t let me hear you say that…
Aries (Mar. 21–Apr. 19): Good fortune is your way! Over the next week, you will find yourself in possession of two hotels, five houses, and…
Secret of Kells This movie by Cartoon Saloon is the story of a young Irish boy who wishes to complete a magical book. As a…
COOL Football Team Victory Five Years until Kanye Full-Denim-Clad Octogenarian Holiday Ambiance Football Almost Winning HoCo Decline of American Values Mispronouncing Names Manspreading Football Bus…
As college applications are kicking off for seniors, it’s impossible not to think of what comes next. Here’s some inspiration. Good luck! Underwater archaeologist: It…
Smash Hit The concept is simple: don’t crash. In this addictive game, you throw glass orbs at barriers and crystals to try to survive as…
“I Can’t Make You Love Me”: Bon Iver
I swear it’ll make you cry.
Gemini: E.T.’s going to crash your birthday party. Have Reese’s Pieces on hand.
